did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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