I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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