The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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