Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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