He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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