Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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