You're my little dorito
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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