Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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