from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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