Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
last night I used snow as a chaser
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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