exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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