i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
