So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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