its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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