did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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