Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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