I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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