I hope mine doesn't look like that
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I think i got beer on your cat.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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