i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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