i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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