Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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