you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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