Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
