Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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