your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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