We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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