We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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