so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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