You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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