Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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