Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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