i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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