I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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