I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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