they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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