worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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