Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems

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(765): View more from Indiana

She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.

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(813): View more from Florida

We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.

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(818): View more from California

I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.

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(+61): View more from Australia

The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger

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(315): View more from New York

Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.

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