She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My hand turned me down
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Randomize
