You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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