she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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