I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You don't make any sense
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