is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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