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My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.

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(276): View more from Virginia

I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.

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(818): View more from California

I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire

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(778): View more from British Columbia

She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.

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(765): View more from Indiana

You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."

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