why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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