Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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