that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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