Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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