ugly people sure do ruin things
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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