Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Everclear isn't food dammit
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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