Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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