Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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