Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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