i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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