I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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