Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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